Annoying elevator tricks

Ever been in an award silence in an elevator? Here are some ways to fill those moments that your fellow rider(s) may never forget (because they will be scared.) :

1.) If only one person is standing next to you, stare at them for a long time and say “Your one of them!” in horror and back away slowly.

2.) hold the doors open for about 15 minutes, telling people you’re waiting for a friend. Close the doors after no one comes and say to everyone, “Everyone, say hello to Bob.”

3.) try to close the elevator doors on your own but then look embarrased when you realize they close on their own.

4.) press all the buttons in random order, then get off at the first floor the elevator stops on, hopefully leaving the other passengers in the ride of horror.

5.) ask the person what floor they want, and press a completely different number then the one he/she asked for.

Do, these, and people will be taking the stairs in no time, no more awkward silences guarenteed!


5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Hannah
    Dec 01, 2011 @ 15:57:32

    Hi Alexis! I like your blog!


  2. lexiland326
    Dec 01, 2011 @ 21:46:42

    Just thought of another one, if you have a briefcase or purse, then look in and say, “Are you alright in there?” lol


  3. Carol Ann Boardway
    Dec 02, 2011 @ 04:07:10

    Hi Alexis,
    I can’t wait to read more of your stories!


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